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About This Piece
It's not a bug. It's a feature. Cleveland doesn't crash — it just runs differently than everywhere else. This tee is for everyone who's ever tried to explain this city to someone who's never been here and realized mid-sentence that you can't. You just have to be from here. Or want to be.
The graphic is a Y2K system error dialog box — chrome metallic "ERROR 216" in massive beveled type, cobalt blue "TOO CLEVELAND TO FUNCTION" below it, two buttons at the base: RETRY greyed out, STAY lit up and active. At the bottom in small bitmap text: "cleveland.exe has stopped working · 216." The whole thing looks like your late 90s desktop just told you something you already knew.
Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, pre-shrunk. Available in Black, White, and True Navy — S through 4XL. Wash cold. Stay Cleveland.
Fabric & Care
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd² (207 g/m²). Garment-dyed for a lived-in vintage feel. Relaxed unisex fit. Ribbed collar, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem, twill tape at neck and shoulder.
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Non-chlorine bleach only as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Tip: Wash inside out to preserve the print and color longer. Some fading over time is part of the garment-dye character.
Sizing & Fit
Relaxed unisex fit. True to size — size up for an oversized feel. Available S through 3XL on most styles.
- S — Width 18.00" / Length 28.00"
- M — Width 20.00" / Length 29.00"
- L — Width 22.00" / Length 30.00"
- XL — Width 24.00" / Length 31.00"
- 2XL — Width 26.00" / Length 32.00"
- 3XL — Width 28.00" / Length 33.00"
Wear Your Pride
Yours Truly, Cleveland was built for the people who never stopped believing in this city. Every purchase supports a small, local brand that puts Cleveland first.
Thank you for repping The Land. 🗺️